Not wellness—stagecraft. A satirical journaling app where you meet the cast in your head, trade Doops, and turn messy self-talk into dark comedy.
Befriend your critics, track real insight, and have a laugh while you're at it.
Your inner critics aren't going anywhere. They're loud, dysfunctional, and brutally honest. So why not give them a microphone?
Inner Critics™ is a fully realized world where your anxieties, fears, and self-doubts become a cast of characters—each with their own personality, agenda, and theme song.
"This isn't about finding inner peace. It's about orchestrating your inner chaos."
Each critic is so convinced of their own importance, they wrote their own theme song. The album? Inner Critics: Inner Critics (Original Soundtrack). Yes, they named it after themselves twice. Because of course they did.
A fully realized universe with deep lore, satirical research, and brutally honest characters.
Meet the dysfunctional cast of inner critics. From Ashhole (The Destroyer) to Lucy (Unconditional Love), each character represents a voice we all carry.
8 fully realized characters • Backstories • Theme songs
Leaked research papers proving Doops work (they don't). A sharp satire of wellness culture's pseudoscientific claims.
3 peer-reviewed studies • Quantum Detox Triangulation™ • Keith the toe fungus
Why this exists, how it's made, and Lucy's story—the dog who inspired a world of unconditional love amid chaos.
The origin story • Transparency on AI tools • The heart behind the satire
We're looking for beta testers! Inner Critics™ is being developed as an interactive mobile app where you'll be able to:
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Traditional journaling apps fail because they give you an empty page and expect you to perform positivity. 70% of users abandon mental health apps within 100 days.
Inner Critics™ is the antidote. By turning your inner voices into characters, we use dark humor and parody to make confronting the hard truths easier and more engaging.
Source: Journal of Medical Internet Research, "When and Why Adults Abandon Lifestyle Behavior and Mental Health Mobile Apps" (December 2024)
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